While you are working at work so late,
A snack is a must when working past eight.
Being from Seussville and loving to eat,
I wonder if I could offer you Potted Giraffe's Feet?
I know you are tired and want to just get it done,
but working is not fun if you "just get it done."
So allow me to offer you one more fun snack,
It is one of my favorites...it is called Blackened Jack.
I know it does not sound good but I thought that too,
until I took a bite and my mind was changed, Lou.
Now Jack is not a veg or a meat or a cheese,
Jack is a piece of the penguin's left knees.
Do not feel for the penguin whose knee that it is,
because some birds like to donate this for the enjoyment that it gives.
Some penguins like humans much more than they should,
they donate one knee because it just makes them feel good.
The knee is then sent to the south, south, south pole,
When it is beaten and beaten and dipped in yellow snow.
We all know that the yellow on the snow is tee tee
from some "thing,"
but when drenched on that knee it is oh! so enticing.
Now you may not go for the potted feet or blackened jack,
I have one last suggestion...how about Polar Bear Crack?
Polar Bear Crack is so sweet and quite smooth,
A lot of us eat it because of our sweet tooth.
You may prefer meat to any sweet thing we know,
So how about Hedgehog Pits to fill the void in your toe.
If eaten correctly, it goes straight to the toe and there it will stay
till the toe is so so.
I have eaten it often and enjoyed it a lot,
but just do not eat it if you are real hot.
It is not for the summer or spring for that matter,
If eaten when hot the stuff sticks to you bladder.
This causes a reaction that is hard to believe,
but the bladder will continute to relieve and relieve,
Then people will make fun of YOU as you "go"
because then you will be causing all the yellow in the snow.
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6 comments:
That is so clever, Sister George!! I love it!
I've tried the polar bear crack and it leaves a poopy after taste in your mouth.. i don't suggest it.
I actually LIKE the poopy taste it leaves... reminds me of the fall trees.
Very clever! NancyP
grammie
I do so value your opinion. Thank you for your comments. Thanks also to the rest of you lovely ones. The poem was written to uplift my Pooh as she was up late one night.
Teresa
You and Lindsay should make a book of it. Your poem, and her illustrations would make big bucks, I bet. Kids would LOVE it! :)
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